I'm 27, sarcastic, a bit crass, and completely unapologetic. I obsess over makeup, nail polish, breasts and cooking/baking. I'm married to my best friend, even though I want to kill him several times a week. Follow me. Don't. It's a little irrelevant, I suppose. NSFW.

24th July 2014

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24th July 2014

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sherlockandtheorderofthetardis:

does having extensive harry potter knowledge count as a career

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24th July 2014

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24th July 2014

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#Team tryna put my head between yo thick thighs

ohyouareclever:

Yasssss

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24th July 2014

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driveshaftgroupie:

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I’M FUCKING DYING

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24th July 2014

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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

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24th July 2014

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24th July 2014

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stormbornvalkyrie:

Thranduil’s armour in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies x

stormbornvalkyrie:

Thranduil’s armour in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies x

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24th July 2014

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hunkadoodle:

Marvel’s Chris trifecta

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24th July 2014

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wingsofpurelight:

ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

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24th July 2014

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yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

Omg

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24th July 2014

Question reblogged from sharon needles called me cool once with 80,585 notes

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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24th July 2014

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psych2go:

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go
Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology. 
Fact submitted by: melancholyhillmusic

psych2go:

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

Fact submitted by: melancholyhillmusic

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24th July 2014

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fuckingflorida:

awesome

Fuckin fuck

fuckingflorida:

awesome

Fuckin fuck

24th July 2014

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dean winchester + books

[requested by belle]

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