I'm 27, sarcastic, a bit crass, and completely unapologetic. I obsess over makeup, nail polish, breasts and cooking/baking. I'm married to my best friend, even though I want to kill him several times a week. Follow me. Don't. It's a little irrelevant, I suppose. NSFW.

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from and all of them witches with 19,120 notes

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28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 6,248 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[diagnosismoyder]

tastefullyoffensive:

[diagnosismoyder]

28th July 2014

Quote reblogged from The Seelie Queen with 25,136 notes

We were together. I forget the rest.
— Walt Whitman (via librarian-esque)

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28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from SuicideGirls with 1,680 notes

suicidegirls:

Phecda Suicide

suicidegirls:

Phecda Suicide

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Oh, You Are Clever. with 159,967 notes

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Oh, You Are Clever. with 7,518 notes

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28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from SuicideGirls with 173 notes

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Thee East Bay Bunny with 135,974 notes

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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Thee East Bay Bunny with 222,252 notes

thee-east-bay-bunny:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

"Did he get drunk one night and eat the brownies out of all the TV dinners and put them back?"

Source: adayinthelifeofjake

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from The Seelie Queen with 2 notes

that-vicious-vixen:

House always wins.

that-vicious-vixen:

House always wins.

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 46,054 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

28th July 2014

Question reblogged from Fucking Florida with 29 notes

freesocrates said: Personally I would just go to the beach to do drugs......

fuckingflorida:

Too many people too much wind and sand nope

Accurate

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Live The Stylish Life with 626,490 notes

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Live The Stylish Life with 7,187 notes

The Avengers: Age of Ultron - SDCC 2014 Exclusive Posters

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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Fall down the Rabbit hole...and into my world. with 1,433 notes

keptyn:

The Most Quotable Movies Of All Time

The Big Lebowski (1998) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen

Source: keptyn