I'm 27, sarcastic, a bit crass, and completely unapologetic. I obsess over makeup, nail polish, breasts and cooking/baking. I'm married to my best friend, even though I want to kill him several times a week. Follow me. Don't. It's a little irrelevant, I suppose. NSFW.

20th October 2014

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owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

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20th October 2014

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mailinhs:
airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

mailinhs:

airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

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20th October 2014

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library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.


I will never be ashamed of liking teen novels. Suck it, judgmental society.

library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

I will never be ashamed of liking teen novels. Suck it, judgmental society.

20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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loopwhole:

glow for me

loopwhole:

glow for me

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20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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igperish:

I’ve always enjoyed stories about the Devil. It sounds really… I’m not a Satanist! But there’s a reason Paradise Lost was more successful than Paradise Regained. The Devil’s a much more charismatic figure than Jesus." - Daniel Radcliffe, Total Film Magazine

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20th October 2014

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scipsy:

Carina Nebula

scipsy:

Carina Nebula

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20th October 2014

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booty-monster13:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

Black Lace Gown

2014

Wedding dress goals

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20th October 2014

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perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

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20th October 2014

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iameinahpets:

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.


celebrateringtone

iameinahpets:

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

celebrateringtone

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20th October 2014

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georgeslays:

Will and Kate are honestly the cutest

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20th October 2014

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fiercefatfeminist:

abbygubler:

If you’re mad at her, you don’t understand it.  White people are trying to remove themselves from all people of color.  Let me show you why this is true.  You’ve heard of Asian-americans or African Americans or Mexican Americans.  But how about a European American?  Have you ever heard someone say they’re Canadian American? or European American? Probably not.  White people can just call themselves American, even if their ancestry has not been in America for long.  If your great-grandparents moved because of the potato famine, you don’t call yourselves Irish American, you have lived your entire life in the United States, you call yourself an American.  But now, take someone whose ancestry is linked to some of the first slaves in the colonies, and they still call themselves African-American.  Doesn’t matter if they’ve never stepped foot on the continent and share no cultural link, other than pigment, with any society in Africa, they still have to identify with African.  

What’s most infuriating is that even people who are the ultimate Americans: Native Americans.  They were in the Americas while ass backwards Europe was accusing (and burning) women of being witches.  THEY, of all people, shouldn’t have to specify their identity as an American, but NO they have to be labeled with something else.  

Raven Symone is an absolute star.  She has my total respect for standing up like this, and I hope her so much happiness with her girlfriend.  I wish she was still on television, she taught me so much , even if it was all from a disney show

YUP

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20th October 2014

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nadgarstek:

#And we gonna let it burn burn burn burn

nadgarstek:

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20th October 2014

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ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

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