Toujours pur and whatnot. I'm 25, sarcastic, a bit crass, and completely unapologetic. I obsess over makeup, nail polish, breasts and cooking/baking. I live in Florida, and the best part of this state is Wizarding World of Harry Potter. A man once said to me, "Nothing good could come from something so pretty" ... And he was right. Follow me. Don't. It's a little irrelevant, I suppose. NSFW.

23rd May 2013

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23rd May 2013

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vandigo:

saladxvxdays:

weepingangelofjotunheim:

steeldragondown:

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL

Hang on, something is missing…

That’s better

OH MAN, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EVEN, OMG.

I think I have a new favorite post on the internet.

vandigo:

saladxvxdays:

weepingangelofjotunheim:

steeldragondown:

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL

Hang on, something is missing…

image

That’s better

OH MAN, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EVEN, OMG.

I think I have a new favorite post on the internet.

Source: earth-song

23rd May 2013

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jonathonyork:

Scout Paré-Phillips
Impressions (Self-Portrait Series), 2011

This series is supposed to be about how women wear awfully uncomfortable things to impress society and men. However, those items CLEARLY do not fit her. I wear all kinds of shit like that (bras, thigh-hi’s, jewelry, etc) and never get those sorts of marks. (With one exception: I have a few costume jewelry rings that are too small that I purchased regardless because I loved them. But that’s my point - it doesn’t fit.)

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23rd May 2013

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gaymis:

when ur sad think about the fact that david bowie literally typed the comment “you wanna play with daddy, asshole?!” to someone who insulted him on the internet

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23rd May 2013

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23rd May 2013

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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23rd May 2013

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23rd May 2013

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floozys:

i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”

you don’t find yourself 

you make yourself

you’re a blank canvas

don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases

when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time

you can be anything you want to be 

you don’t need to find yourself 

you already have yourself

now paint

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I think Brandon Boyd said it best: “If I hadn’t made me, I would’ve been made somehow, If I hadn’t assembled myself, I’d have fallen apart by now, If I hadn’t made me, I’d be more inclined to bow, The powers that be would have swallowed me up, But that’s more than I can allow, If you let them make you, they’ll make you papermache, At a distance you’re strong, until the wind comes, Then you crumble and blow away, If you let them fuck you, there will be no fore-play, Rest assured, they’ll screw you complete, Till your ass is blue and gray”

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23rd May 2013

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Mmmmm.

Mmmmm.

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23rd May 2013

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23rd May 2013

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jakefromsteakfarm:

Anywhere you go in Florida there’s always a shirtless man riding a bicycle

FACT

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23rd May 2013

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Ugh. So true.

Ugh. So true.

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23rd May 2013

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thegothicalice:

destroytheremained:

trolldadaytakk:

Consider yourselves educated

Lol tony hawk

IS THAT A ZOOG I SPY?

thegothicalice:

destroytheremained:

trolldadaytakk:

Consider yourselves educated

Lol tony hawk

IS THAT A ZOOG I SPY?

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23rd May 2013

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Society needs to crumble. We’re just too chicken shit to let it.
— Cabin in the Woods

Tagged: cabin in the woods

23rd May 2013

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fatasstofit:

1234marinescorps:

sheetsf0r-states:

liberals-are-so-strange:

My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….

I love this.

This is my new role model lol

Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines

fatasstofit:

1234marinescorps:

sheetsf0r-states:

liberals-are-so-strange:

My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….

I love this.

This is my new role model lol

Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines

Source: liberals-are-so-strange