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31st August 2014

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Absolutely nonplussed with today.

Absolutely nonplussed with today.

31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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31st August 2014

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tamagokun:

i want to live somewhere cute and quiet with lots of flowers and good wi-fi

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fieryy-fury:

Why have a crush when you could step on nails repeatedly in bare feet and get the same result

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theenigmaofriversong:

Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

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31st August 2014

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asian:

OH MY GOD

asian:

OH MY GOD

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These are forms of male aggression that only women see. But even when men are afforded a front seat to harassment, they don’t always have the correct vantage point for recognizing the subtlety of its operation. Four years before the murders, I was sitting in a bar in Washington, D.C. with a male friend. Another young woman was alone at the bar when an older man scooted next to her. He was aggressive, wasted, and sitting too close, but she smiled curtly at his ramblings and laughed softly at his jokes as she patiently downed her drink. ‘Why is she humoring him?’ my friend asked me. ‘You would never do that.’ I was too embarrassed to say: ‘Because he looks scary’ and ‘I do it all the time.’

Women who have experienced this can recognize that placating these men is a rational choice, a form of self-defense to protect against setting off an aggressor. But to male bystanders, it often looks like a warm welcome, and that helps to shift blame in the public eye from the harasser and onto his target, who’s failed to respond with the type of masculine bravado that men more easily recognize.

Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via ethiopienne)

BOOOM.  Read this if you are a dude, please.

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Yesssssss.

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frannieisdandy:

a2zfilms:
"I dont think i’ll ever take a better photo than this in my entire life. I have the love of my life swimming under and wave and one of my best friends on a wave"
-Will Skudin

frannieisdandy:

a2zfilms:

"I dont think i’ll ever take a better photo than this in my entire life. I have the love of my life swimming under and wave and one of my best friends on a wave"

-Will Skudin

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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