I'm 27, sarcastic, a bit crass, and completely unapologetic. I obsess over makeup, nail polish, breasts and cooking/baking. I'm married to my best friend, even though I want to kill him several times a week. Follow me. Don't. It's a little irrelevant, I suppose. NSFW.

24th June 2012


I apologize, Captain…

The complexities of human pranks escape me.

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