Toujours pur and whatnot. I'm 26, sarcastic, a bit crass, and completely unapologetic. I obsess over makeup, nail polish, breasts and cooking/baking. I live in Florida, and I can't wait to get the hell out of here. A man once said to me, "Nothing good could come from something so pretty" ... And he was right. Follow me. Don't. It's a little irrelevant, I suppose. NSFW.